"I must get this crack mended."

For about five minutes last week, I actually toyed around with this perverse idea that I should spend my first night alone in the new apartment rewatching Repulsion, but then realized I would have been just asking for trouble and watched it beforehand at home instead.

Poor Carol. She never got around to mending all those cracks, did she?

Jenna Tells It Like It Is

"I can just be myself. Isn't that what love really is?"

"No! Love is hiding who you really are at all times, even when you're sleeping."

"Love is wearing makeup to bed, and going downstairs to the Burger King to poop, and hiding alcohol in perfume bottles. That's love."

I posted this already in December, but accidentally deleted it. Naturally, I had to repost it, because not only is it one of the best 30 Rock quotes ever (which is, you know, an achievement worthy of a Nobel Prize or something), but it's also a rare (the only?) moment when Jenna gets to impart real wisdom - such profound wisdom, in fact, that it makes me wonder if underneath all those delusions, she's secretly a genius.