Laziest. Tagline. Ever.

"No one is safe"? Seriously? Not even Tilda Swinton, whose shield of awesomeness surely protects her against anything, including lame-ass Hollywood action films?

Also, I'm almost certain Denzel Washington has made that exact same movie about five years in a row by now. And even if he hasn't, it sure feels like he has, which is just as bad.

"He's just angry because I once took his bone."

2011 was dubbed the Year of the Dog in film, but while there did seem to be more dogs in high-profile movies than usual, standout canine peformances are definitely nothing new. Case in point:

Best Supporting Actor (and Palm Dog winner) 2003: "Moses" in Dogville

A great actor can make a lasting impression with only a few seconds onscreen.